According to my inbox, I have won the Irish lottery. I don't event remember entering.
According to my inbox, there is a gentleman in Africa who will give me $3,000,000 just for accepting a deposit in my account of $10,000,000. It is amazing that someone from another country would trust me so much.
According to my inbox, there is someone at singlesnet.com who wants to meet me. I wonder what my husband would say.
According to my inbox, I can satisfy women just by taking a pill. I have never tried to satisfy a woman so who says I need a pill.
According to my inbox, I can lower my auto insurance today. This one is probably true, but I like my insurance company.
According to my inbox, my PayPal account has been accessed. I don't remember setting up a PayPal account.
According to my inbox, I can get cash in an hour. Everyone loves cash.
According to my inbox, I can become a law enforcement professional. I don't think any agency would have me.
According to my inbox, I can buy Viagra from Canada. Huh?
According to my inbox, I can flush weight from my system by taking Acai. If it is that easy, why isn't everyone doing it.
According to my inbox, I can earn money as an accountant. Unlikely with my math skills.
This is just a short example of the exciting offers I receive every day. Next time you get a piece of spam, remember, you are not alone and think of the rest of us who have probably received the same piece of mail.
Oh hey, now I can continue my education from home. But don't worry, the email says I will make more money with my new degree.
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